Bankers

£9.99

Explore Britain's best loved waterway with the map that must surely have been used by the Three Men in a Boat. Very detailed, one inch to the mile and over 8 feet in length, it shows all 164 miles from the source to London. More info...

£25.00

Rudyard Kipling's 'IF' was recently voted the most popular poem in Britain. Carbolic Smoke Ball's print is reproduced from an original by calligrapher Jessica Gibson. It is impressively large - A3 size - and every print incorporates genuine gold foil blocking. More info...

£20.30

Literally translated - 'Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down'. Our best-selling tie, this is 100% silk, and guaranteed to raise a laugh when someone asks you what the Latin words mean. It also makes a thoughtful present to clients who are having a tough time. More info...

£45.00

The beautiful game at your door! This resin reproduction of an antique football measures 5.5" diameter, so is not full size, but is otherwise remarkably real. More info...

£94.50

A three-compartment laptop briefcase, made in France, which is ideal for the busy professional. More info...

£24.99

This wooden casket is a genuine pet coffin sourced from - would you believe it? - a company called 'Poffins'. On the front we have fixed a brass-like plate engraved with the words 'Ashes of Difficult Clients', and in the top we have plugged three holes with brass-like eyelets. The result is a desktop penholder like no other. More info...

£280.00

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£9.99

Oooh, you could have endless fun with this in your firm's Secret Santa pool, couldn't you? Or on Valentine's Day. More info...

£24.99

This wooden casket is a genuine pet coffin sourced from - would you believe it? - a company called 'Poffins'. On the front we have fixed a brass-like plate engraved with the words 'Ashes of Difficult Clients', and in the top we have plugged three holes with brass-like eyelets. The result is a desktop penholder like no other. More info...

£3.00

This pad starts with a headline statement 'I can only please one client per day'. Underneath it says 'Today is not your day' with an asterisk. The asterisk connects to a footnote which says 'Tomorrow doesn't look good either'. More info...