This mini briefcase measures 4'' x 2.5'' - a perfect fit for business and credit cards. Made from faux leather, with a suede interior and locks that click open and shut, it's a precision piece of engineering!

A neat little contraption for pesky clients who never stop complaining.

This wooden casket is a genuine pet coffin sourced from - would you believe it? - a company called 'Poffins'. On the front we have fixed a brass-like plate engraved with the words 'Ashes of Difficult Clients', and in the top we have plugged three holes with brass-like eyelets. The result is a desktop penholder like no other.

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How often have you put off a chore, saying "I'll do it when I get a round tuit"? Or had to suffer the same excuse from a colleague at work or from one of your children? Now, at last, you have the answer to those lame excuses. A genuine Round Tuit, made from ceramic and fitted into a handsome mahogany base. It is the ideal coffee mug coaster, but better than that - it is a constant reminder that putting things off never solved a problem.

Carbolic has teamed up with The Famous Grouse to provide you with a 70cl bottle of Scotland's finest, with a personalised label. Put the name you want on the front, and you can also add a personal message on the back. For customs/tax reasons, this offer is available only within the UK.