Doctors

This mini briefcase measures 4'' x 2.5'' - a perfect fit for business and credit cards. Made from faux leather, with a suede interior and locks that click open and shut, it's a precision piece of engineering!

A neat little contraption for pesky clients who never stop complaining.

The Talking Doctor has an electronic voice box sewn into his body. Squeeze him and, in mellifluous medical tones, he says "Bend over and relax" followed by a slightly disturbing "Hope you have insurance". Other comments, progressively less reassuring follow.

This wooden casket is a genuine pet coffin sourced from - would you believe it? - a company called 'Poffins'. On the front we have fixed a brass-like plate engraved with the words 'Ashes of Difficult Clients', and in the top we have plugged three holes with brass-like eyelets. The result is a desktop penholder like no other.

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A mini rubber duck clothed in doctor's tunic.

How often have you put off a chore, saying "I'll do it when I get a round tuit"? Or had to suffer the same excuse from a colleague at work or from one of your children? Now, at last, you have the answer to those lame excuses. A genuine Round Tuit, made from ceramic and fitted into a handsome mahogany base. It is the ideal coffee mug coaster, but better than that - it is a constant reminder that putting things off never solved a problem.

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Carbolic has teamed up with The Famous Grouse to provide you with a 70cl bottle of Scotland's finest, with a personalised label. Put the name you want on the front, and you can also add a personal message on the back. For customs/tax reasons, this offer is available only within the UK.

People often say, "I'll do it when I can get a round tuit". Perhaps you've said it yourself. Now, there's no excuse. You can have a tuit of your own, and not just any tuit, but a round one. Our tuit clock is 20cm (8") diameter, has a lovely mahogany surround, and works off one AAA battery.