A 6"-high lawyer 'doll', with a voice box inside. Press the lawyer to hear advocacy of a totally different kind.

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Cast from ceramic resin and fired in Stoke-on-Trent, this black and gold sign measures 7.5" x 5.75". Its superior materials and method of construction mean it will comfortably outlast the lawyer, the dog, and any door you fix it to!

An eye-catching desktop paperweight which looks realistic but is in fact a harmless dummy grenade made from compressed resin. A handy decorative item and great gift idea, 3.75'' high.

This mini briefcase measures 4'' x 2.5'' - a perfect fit for business and credit cards. Made from faux leather, with a suede interior and locks that click open and shut, it's a precision piece of engineering!

A neat little contraption for pesky clients who never stop complaining.

A bottle of barrel-aged Bordeaux with a personalised label which makes an original and inspiring gift for all sorts of occasions. Choose from three different label styles. Supplied in a wooden gift box.

A rubber duck clothed in barrister's gown and wig.

The Honest Lawyer Pint Glass Set consists of a traditional British pint glass, a bar towel, in the Honest Lawyer design, and four Honest Lawyer coasters, all packaged in an attractive box set, ideal for giving as a present.

These serviceable coasters have easy-wipe tops and non-slip cork bases. 'The Honest Lawyer' is from an actual pub sign depicting a lawyer who was beheaded for smuggling.

A bottle of Champagne with a personalised label which makes an original and inspiring gift for all sorts of occasions. Choose from three different label styles. Supplied in a wooden gift box.

100% cotton boxer shorts come in cobalt blue, with a picture of the original Carbolic Smoke Ball printed on the left-hand leg.

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A bottle of barrel-aged Chablis with a personalised label which makes an original and inspiring gift for all sorts of occasions. Choose from three different label styles. Supplied in a wooden gift box.

This wooden casket is a genuine pet coffin sourced from - would you believe it? - a company called 'Poffins'. On the front we have fixed a brass-like plate engraved with the words 'Ashes of Difficult Clients', and in the top we have plugged three holes with brass-like eyelets. The result is a desktop penholder like no other.

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How often have you put off a chore, saying "I'll do it when I get a round tuit"? Or had to suffer the same excuse from a colleague at work or from one of your children? Now, at last, you have the answer to those lame excuses. A genuine Round Tuit, made from ceramic and fitted into a handsome mahogany base. It is the ideal coffee mug coaster, but better than that - it is a constant reminder that putting things off never solved a problem.

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A high quality reproduction of the famous Carbolic Smoke Ball which featured in the law case of the same name in 1893. Also doubles as an elegant pen holder.

Carbolic has teamed up with The Famous Grouse to provide you with a 70cl bottle of Scotland's finest, with a personalised label. Put the name you want on the front, and you can also add a personal message on the back. For customs/tax reasons, this offer is available only within the UK.

The original, one-and-only, accept-no-imitations, Carbolic Smoke Ball 'Legal Advice `Dice'! Indispensable when you are asked for free legal advice!